Monday, January 15, 2007

Saat Pemerintah kita beli Mie Kocok?

Malam itu aku sama temen2 kos mampir ke burjo di daerah UPN sehabis plg ngegame jam 2an malem. Sang bartender (baca:pelayan), menghampiri kami dan bertanya, "Mie Kocok, mas?pake telor?", kejadian itulah yg terbayang ketika ku membaca berita tentang MOU pemerintah RI dengan Microsoft (baca:Miekocok), yg isinya pemerintah RI akan membeli licency untuk Microsoft Windows (baca:Mikocok Wedhus), dan Microsoft Office (baca:Mikocok Opis),
"Pemerintah menandatangani nota kesepahaman (MoU) dengan Microsoft pada 14 November 2006 dengan dalih untuk melegalkan software yang ada di seluruh departemen dan instansi pemerintah. Ditandatangani Menkominfo Sofyan Djalil dan Presiden Microsoft Asia Tenggara Chris Atkinson (Adeknya Rowan Atkinson bukan yah?hehehhe), pemerintah dikabarkan sepakat membeli 35.496 lisensi Windows dan 177.480 lisensi Office, yang pembayaran pertamanya jatuh tempo paling lambat 30 Juni 2007.
Menurut hitung-hitungan akademisi dan penggiat open source, I Made Wiryana, dana yang harus dikucurkan pemerintah sesuai dengan harga lisensi selama tiga tahun mencapai sekitar US$ 145 juta ( $ 1 = Rp 9116, sumber detikcom). Hal itu dirasa sangat besar bagi pengeluaran negara, yang notabene merupakan uang rakyat." (sumber : Detik.com).

Ngomong2 soal Mikocok lagi neh, mmm enak juga loh kalo dimakan pas kelaparan jam 2 malem dingin2 plus duit cuman ada cemban, just perfect! tetapi kalo menurut pribadi ku seh, pemerintah tepat sekali kalo mo beli Mikocok yang resmi walau harganya jauh bila dibanding dengan Mikocok dekat UPN.jadi inget lagi pas kantorku dulu goes to open source, dimana tenaga admin dan marketing kami mendadak dangdut eh dongkol, karena si Linux" ternyata sangat tidak mudah dipahami apalagi disayangi.

Mungkin ini beberapa masalah yg terjadi :
  1. Linux tidak mudah dipake oleh orang awam (walaupun dah biasa pegang compi windows).
  2. Tidak semua software di windows ada padanannya di Linux.
  3. Open Office tidak secanggih Mikocok Office so pada kecewa.
  4. Format file pada Open Office bila dibuka di Mikocok Office malah ambyar.
  5. Selalu bermasalah pada printer yang gak respon dll.

Solusi yang pernah kita lakukan:
  1. Adanya pelatihan menggunakan Linux merk "xxx", pade gak dateng buang2 waktu ajah.
  2. Banyak aplikasi images editor, serta elektronic circuit design gak ada versi open nya, terpaksa dual boot (win + Linux) dalam satu compi, dan mesti bolak balik kaya setrika getuh kerjanya, gak efisien sama sekali dan belajar software baru merupakan pemborosan waktu besar besaran ditambah banyak masalah yg gak terselesaikan menghasilkan capaian kerja yang sangat kontra produktif.
  3. Open Office tidak ramah dengan Mikocok Office padahal klien kita masih pake Windows otomatis pas proposal bisnis di buka di Compi mereka "byaaaaaaarrr", wooo gak profesional bikin draft proposal ajah acak acakan gene (padahal masalah pada kompatibilitasnya) dan kita yg disalah salahin, lagi2 kerjaan gak efisien!
  4. Yang namanya printer dah di instal dan re instal dan bla bla bla, tep ajah cuman mo ngeprint ajah repotnyaaaa boookkk, akhirnya kalo mo print pindahin ke compi yang ada Windowsnya nah pas di buka di windows ambyarrrr kan? kebayang deh !!!!

Akhirnya gak ampe 3 bulan, kita kembali ke selera asal makan Mie kocok lagi, 3 bulan dalam kesengsaraan kini selesai sudah, keletihan fisik dan waktu yg terbuang tidak setara dengan pengiritan yg dicapai dengan adanya open source, segudang kekecewaan pun dilayangkan ke technical suport kami yang telah mengalami keletihan fisik akibat setiap hari harus instal, setting dan maintenace Linux di kantor yang gak kunjung selesai, tetep cemangat broooo!!
setelah kembali ke Windows maka kehidupan kami tenteram dan damai dan sejahtera kerja jadi lebih cepat.
O iyah lupa, perusahaan kami adalah perusahaan IT yg notabene sarang para penyamun eh ahli komputer maksute sorry yah, dimana hidup kita memang software banget dan didukung Technical suport yg jempolan juga Kebayang kan bila ini terjadi di kantor non IT yg awam dengan dunia compi dan tidak memiliki TS sendiri, ato ini terjadi di kantor pemerintah sekala nasional bisa bisa selesai deh negara ini!
Kalo aku sendiri bila Windows ku ganti Linux, gimana? gampang se ku bisa jadi kuli bangunan dan ikut membangun kota Bantul ku yg luluh lantak karna gempa, karena sudah pasti software2 ku gak ada di Linux, kalopun ada padanannya itu lebih merupakan TTS (Teka Teki Silang) dari pada disebut software!
Wokey GO GO GOverment Mikocok is the Best !!!

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